Salty Pretzel

When a girl puts her legs behind her head, and the a man peforms anal sex on her

Grace Taylor and her doing the Salty Pretzel

by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011

salty fish

a term used to describe the female genitals if it has not been cleaned for a while. the result of which gives a fishy smell and a salty taste during oral sex.

Jim: i went down on the bitch, but came straight back up.
John: was it a Salty fish?
Jim: yeah.

by Somario January 11, 2008

Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

Salty Mario

1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.

2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.

3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH

Stop being such a Salty Mario man.

by Norvill Rogers January 23, 2015

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Salty Gurgle

The sound a person makes when trying not to swallow ejaculate.

"I heard through the grapevine you gave Betty a salty gurgle last night."

"Yeah, she wouldn't even try to swallow it!"

by Gurglemeister January 13, 2009

Salty

Adjective: The act of being a sore loser and having a negative attitude.

Man Rich is sooooo salty, nigga shouldnt take things so personally...

by nyamachoma September 25, 2014