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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr
by Big-T November 6, 2004
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winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.
"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"
by vesperlynd April 22, 2017
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Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.
“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”
by Farting4Days May 6, 2020
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texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
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catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
by Unagamer December 14, 2023
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Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.
Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.
by steaz with ease November 17, 2011
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Bitch Sweater

A sweater with holes cut were the hooker’s titties go.
Johnny: Dangggg she has a bitch sweater!
Pablo: I know!!!! It’s so sexy!!!!
by LongDickDaddySlurpThatCoochie October 15, 2019
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