opposite of flawless victory. The neverending story happens when your taking a crap and it seems no matter how much you wipe, the mudbutt keeps flowin.
by swiper September 1, 2005
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I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
by That.one.queer November 1, 2020
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Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Example 1:
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
by Dy.no May 23, 2009
Get the True Story mug.Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
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Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
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Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?
Good person at poker: Like I care.
Good person at poker: Like I care.
by Cds April 18, 2005
Get the bad beat story mug.he got ready to get into the shower, his towel sliding slowly down his toned waist showing a v that dipped below his towel. i bit my lip, craving his body. he slowly, as if he knew i was there, untucked the corner of his white towel. there it was, already had, thick long with a small triangle of brown curls below his six pack, i slowly opened the door and he turned of the hot water, steam making my vision hazy, he gasped when he turned around seeing me, his dick becoming hard, all ten inches pointing straight towards me, without saying a word i turned around and undid my lacy bra, taking of my shorts, just leaving the red thong on. i walked over to him, tieing up my hair, i dropped to my knees, kissing his length, i swirled my tounge around his tip before suddenly deepthroating his whole penis, feeling precut drip down my throat, i massaged his balls in one hand and fingered my slit with the other, rubbing my clit until i was wet. he started to groan, and i took his dick out my mouth, he came all over my big tits, then i tittyfucked him. he flipped me over on the bathroom floor, and ate me out, rubbing his tongue on my clit then when i started to writhe beneath his touch he stuck his tongue and 2 fingers in my pussy, i orgasmed, shaking all over, and he said my juices tasted like candy, he rolled me over again, kissing my neck as he lifted me up, he gently probed me, and i could feel him stretching me out, he thrust faster and i felt him cum,
his juices flowing, and i came at the same time, going weak in the knees, he kissed my neck and put me back down, licking my whole body clean, we showered together, then got back in bed and 69d until we fell asleep …,did this make you horny? i hope you enjoyed this sex story
by idk hahahaaaaa xx May 25, 2023
Get the sex story mug.The imaginary receptacle created by the outstretched (and circular fashioned) arms of your less-than-amused friends when you tell a "cool/funny/exciting" story that is honestly less thrilling than the lint in your navel at this very moment.
The catch is that when you started telling the story, you likely thought it was hilarious, or even just chuckle-worthy to say the least...until one of your friends makes a "basket" with their arms, and well you may as well just shut up at that point. Inevitably, they're all gonna say "ha. ha. good one, PUT IT IN THE GOOD STORY BIN!" ugh.
by taycatie December 8, 2010
Get the The Good Story Bin mug.When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.
Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then
John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.
John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.
by Campbell5 January 25, 2011
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