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Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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Smokers special

When you throat fuck a smoker with a stoma and nut inside of it.
Oh ya that grandma enjoyed the good old smokers special
by Hdboner September 13, 2019
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Sua-Special

Red =)
Red is Sua-Special
by bb2468 October 28, 2010
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barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
by machonachtroll January 8, 2018
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Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022
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Riot Special

Where Riot decide to nerf a champion because of pro play or overtuning, then nerf it again, and finally nerf the items associated with the champion. After the champion is left in the dirt they completely forget about their existence and decide to put their focus elsewhere like buffing scuttle for no fucking reason.
Person 1: Omg Sejuani was so good a few patches ago what happened to her?
Person 2: She was spam picked at Worlds so Riot decided to give her the Riot special even though they nerfed all the items
Person 1: At least it means we can pick Graves now
Person 2: Until they give him the Riot Special
by Bearded Brit June 12, 2018
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Special White

A word that is used by entitled private school kids in a desperate example to identify themselves with the struggles of actual minorities
"I'm slavic, so I'm like....special white"
by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018
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