Sandman Special

When you wake up in the middle of the night, and you have the undeniable urge to shit.

I had a big bowl of chili before I went to bed and I had a Sandman special come knockin'.

by JSaffle December 6, 2008

The Sandman Special

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.

My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

by Nifer722 May 19, 2023