a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.
by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009
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canadian special

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.
Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."
by yarnywordhead March 21, 2012
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Plowman Special

The Plowman Special can be anything as long as its based from fecal matter.
Darwin: Yo I just saw some guy making a Plowman Special
Rychard Time: Yooooo!!!!
by glikber December 17, 2022
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Lockdown Special

“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.

A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”
by myrightnut May 23, 2020
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Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!
by melvinjunko June 30, 2009
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barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
by machonachtroll January 08, 2018
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Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.
"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."
by IonicAtlas September 05, 2016
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