Bite sized snack

A female that is petite and attractive

*A tiny, cute girl walks into the bar*
“Damn dude she’s lookin like a bite sized snack”

by urbansplatt July 26, 2019

Ass Attack Snack

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.

My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.

by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020

D-Snack

1. A penis when used for oral sex, a treat for a lady friend. The "D" in D-Snack stands for "Dick".

2. A term used to put someone down by saying he or she wants a D-Snack. Also relative to the above 1st definition given.

1. Suzie wants a D-Snack. Bob wants to give Suzie his D-Snack. Tom says to Bob, "I think she want's a D-Snack". Bob replies,"yeah dude, she's cravin' it".
2. Nick says, "Mike's such a douche". Chuch follow's up with, "Yeah, I think he wants a D-Snack".

by Aqueas November 1, 2003

Dirty Snack

Synonym for Thirty Pack. Refers to a package of 30 beers, usually cheap beer.

Hey man, you bringin' a Dirty Snack tonight? We're jonesing for some suds.

by Wigsten October 24, 2006

Midnight Snack Pack

The act of licking peanut butter off ones genitals late at night. When used during the day this act is referred to as just a Snack Pack

Sorry I slept in I was with my girl lastnight and was craving a Midnight Snack Pack. I was up for hours!

by Vanessa Starr August 11, 2010

Crap Snack

1.to have a crap snack
2.to ingest crap from someones ass while they are taking a dump.

Luc:Dave, that the grossest thing i have ever seen. like it makes me want to throw up all over everything

dave: WHAT!!!? you mean the crap snack? everyones doing it

Luc" not me...

by bob dog October 11, 2005

turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head

Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!

by spitzG563 June 20, 2014