spitzG563's definitions

turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head

Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!

by spitzG563 June 20, 2014

erb durbs

That shit rich people be eating on a platter.

When mfs wear tuxedos and shit they be eatin erb durbs.

by spitzG563 June 6, 2017