sturgill simpson

sturgill simpson is the absolute best new country singer that has ever fucking lived. too bad he fucked up his throat.

HELL YEAH PLAY SOME sturgill SIMPSON!

by thegodlog October 8, 2022

Hunter Simpson

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.

That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!

by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018

Forbidden Homer Simpson

The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.

I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.

by Chuckie bux October 17, 2022

Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes

Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother

by God wooozer August 17, 2021

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 21, 2021

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011