Selissa

My soulmate. She is literally the bestest friends anybody could ever ask for. She is great at comforting, cooking, cleaning, she can do practically anything. I often call her celery, selis, and selisser. She deserves the world. I love her so much and i hope to graduate with her in the future. i want to stay her friend. I'm so happy i got to meet her. if your reading this i love you sm Selissa.

Me: *paragraph about how much i love selissa*

by bristarss November 24, 2022

The Selleck

When a woman makes a mustache of vaginal juices on a man's upper lip after she fingers herself.

Judy pleasured herself and then gave Scott the selleck.

by Caseyjones February 13, 2014

corn seller

sells corn

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”

by sienna. July 13, 2018

Clubbing Baby Seals

The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't

John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"

by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010

sell out

to become too popular for your own good.

when most bands sell out, the portion of society that goes to any lengths to feel accepted "likes" the band to be cool. when too many of these people "like" a band, any song the band spits out will be widely accepted, therefore lowering the quality of the music in some cases.

good charlotte

by sold out August 9, 2003

Navy Seals

1) Navy Special Forces (Sea, Air and Land - SEAL) who are generally considered one of the best special forces units around.

2) A war chant uttered by an individual who is about to commit a very brave, yet foolish, action.

1) My brother is in the Navy Seals.

2) Mike screamed "NAVY SEALS!" before running out of cover into a swarm of enemies.

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005