1 definition by ilovebabyseals

Clubbing Baby Seals

The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't

John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"

by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010