salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

Salscereal

Little itty bits of chips at the bottom of the chip bag and the left-over salsa at the bottom of the salsa jar mixed together.

Jim was so jonesing for munchies that he poured the chip-ettes in with the double-dippin left overs at the bottom of the El Paso jar and spooned up the Salscereal .

by The Fig April 16, 2008

Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

by Aces17 September 6, 2008

Fat Seal

Someone who lacks a neck and has a shaved head. Must be obese.

Usually yarps about oscillators and other ridiculous shit.

Mike is a fat seal.

Fat seals cannot compete with bears or bulls.

by khtxtke April 23, 2010

seal

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

by John R. January 2, 2004

seal whipping

The whipping of one by a seal

You fucker, you seal whipped me in the face with your seal.

by drash May 7, 2004

Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004