3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

rulez

the same like RULES changing the 's' by a 'z'

World of Warcraft rulez !!!
trans --> (WoW is soooo good)

by RaisE May 13, 2005

I RULE YOU

something random to yell at people to establish your dominance. they will instantly be defeated, they may act confused but it is only an act to diguise their shame.

some dude: "hey ansel whats up?"
me: "I RULE YOU!!"
some dude: "what?!" o.0
me: "you can't deny me billy, its too real!!"

i am teh victor

by Ansel Schulenberg May 2, 2006

Rule of wrist

Popularized by the film "The Boondock Saints", The Rule of Wrist is a fitting male translation of the original rule, "Rule of Thumb", which is; a man can beat his wife as long as the stick was no wider than your thumb, after drunken review, it was decided that a stick as wide as your thumb cant lay out proper punishment and the width of your wrist should be used instead. upon mentioning this to a female in a serious tone of voice, expect to be kicked in the testicles.

"Cant do much damage with that now can we? Prehaps it should have been Rule of Wrist?"

by KaiTenSatsuma [KTS] December 24, 2008

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles October 18, 2015

Rule 115

no matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone you answer it

*toddler hands 6'7 biker guy on the street a ringing toy phone*
biker guy 1: I don't want it...
biker guy 2: rule 115 man
biker guy 1: fu- *looks at toddler* er, hello?

by Teka D Kai January 3, 2013

rule 303

Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa. British policy to deal with the Boer "commando's" was to tell their men that any Boer found wearing khaki (the British uniform had changed by this time no more Red Coats) could be shot on sight to deter the Boer's from pretending to be British soldiers.Morant and his company while out to avenge the death of a close friend of his by Boer commando's came across a group who they believed had killed Morants friend, some of whom were dressed in the remants of British uniform (just a jacktet top) Morant set up a fireing squad and had the men shot dead with out any hearing. After the peace was declared Morant and two others were brought before a British Military court charged with murder. The Head of the Brisih Army in South Africa sent his aid to the trial and had him commit purjury by denying any order to Kill Boer prisoners had been given. Atone point Morant was asked by the court under what rule or right did he kill the men and he answered that he shot them under rule 303 meaning the the Lee Enfield .303 rifle issued at the time. His meaning being that he shot them beacuse he had the means to do so at hand and that was all the authority he needed.

who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303

by martin herrity December 26, 2003