Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween

Russel Early has a legendary booty

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

Paul Russell

Another generic singer who is only recognised by a single song which I don’t need to mention as everyone knows it. Aka a one hit wonder.

paul russell has other songs with other artists even saweetie u can see he tried hard not to be a one hit wonder but the music industry doesn’t do it like that. I only hear that one song he wrote on every popular radio station. Even the gif attached to this definition is the video to that song….

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025

Russel

The dude with the big forehead and wears a champion shirt in picture day and was forced to smile.His sexuality is apparently a potato.He likes to become a helicopter in fortnite

Ayo it’s Russel’s curly head ass.

by I go to Ebola skool October 10, 2018

Russell Yearwood

Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.

“Russell Yearwood is dumber than a sweet potato”

by Clementineisoffline August 1, 2022

Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.

Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me

by dmanham123 March 13, 2014

Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.

Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell

by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020

Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019