Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 12, 2004

retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

retardaholic

A person who is addicted to repeating stupid acts on an ongoing basis. No matter what the outcome is they still continue to do it. Similar to an alcoholic.

That guy is a retardaholic, he keeps touching the electric fence.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009

retard

One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap

Snoop Dogg is a retard.

by Norin March 11, 2005

retard

1.) Someone is abusive toward someone else.

2.) NOT someone who has a mental disability or is born with medically subnormal intelligence. People who fit this description are known as "special," "challenged," or "Earth angel."

That guy who goes around insulting everyone who is different from him is a real retard.

That woman with the mental handicap is an Earth angel. I'm glad I know her.

by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007