reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Grounded in reality

What the democratic party is not in terms of following their own imposed rules during the covid 19 pandemic

Gretchen Whitmer is not grounded in reality.

by Sexydimma June 6, 2021

realtor

festering hemorrhoid

This realtor make it really uncomfortable to sit.

Flipped her over and saw a realtor staring right at me,

by therealgreg October 7, 2011

realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

Reality Show Off

A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.

John is always trying to be a bad ass when the cameras are rolling on that show. He's really just a wuss. What a reality show off.

by ideofrenik February 22, 2012

race realism

An alt-right rebranding of 'Scientific racism'. It is the pseudoscientific belief that empirical evidence exists to support or justify racism (racial discrimination), racial inferiority, or racial superiority. Since the second half of the 20th century, 'race realism' has persistently been used to support or validate racist world-views, based upon belief in the existence and significance of racial categories and a hierarchy of superior and inferior races.

Hey Jack, did you know 'race realism' was used by white slaveowners to justify Black African slavery in response to moral opposition of the Atlantic slave trade?
No, Todd, I didn't! I guess it's not that smart to pretend someone's race automatically makes stereotypes about them true.

by WhoEvenKnowsAnymore March 16, 2022

Race realism

White supremacy but you don't want to call it that and you also think you're being clever in hiding it. You're not, you're just being a racist.

Idiot: I'm a Race Realist, I just agree with Race realism. It's common sense. Whites are definitely superior. I'm not using psuedo-science debunked a century ago to back this up.
Everyone else: You mean you're a racist white supremacist? You're not clever in hiding it.

by That's the question. October 9, 2020