poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.

1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.

by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008

poor jerk

if some one is being a fuckhead

fuck off paully ya poor jerk

by 141Sta December 28, 2004

Poor Maori

A Poor Maori that thinks that they are rich by comparing there items with white rich peoples items and say RICH (item).

Ryan: RICH FORK!!!

Fraser: Shut up you Poor Maori you smell get some deoderant... oops you cant afford it!

by Smo Katenny May 16, 2009

Poorgasm

1. Feeling one has after screwing the poor.

George Bush gets lots of poorgasms with his "tax cuts".

by pglto March 27, 2005

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

poor breeding

The result of a selective combination of undesirable genes, with the goal of creating a fucked up specimen. Often caused by an under-exposure to Mars bars.

Charver: I'm off to MickieD's to get me a big mac.
Tobias: You're poor breeding is giving me the fear. Now why don't you toddle off an buy me one of those Mars Bars.

by Sasa Bonsum February 15, 2006

Poorgasm

When a male makes a failed attempt at making a woman orgasm.

Wes failed to make Emilie poorgasm with his two inch weenie.

by westiclesthebesticles January 28, 2009