pure ass

a distinct odor that smells like 100% ass.

hillary smells like pure ass.

by carly casey chelsea becca and kara November 14, 2005

perceptions purveyor

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

by El Morbo April 16, 2007

Porcelain Dalke

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.

Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.

by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012

purcilla

her ass is nice but she's not

Purcilla has a nice ass

by lawlwoman December 20, 2016

Pure

Someone who hasn't had sex, kissed anyone, or dating any one

I think I'm going to be pure for the rest of my life. My life is so lonely

by Graysondolansbabymom January 12, 2017

pure pish

When something is utter crap.

That job was pure pish.

by Purepishlike November 10, 2017

pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot

*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation

by The blue slime January 16, 2018