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Sorry-ass punk

Someone who is not good at being young and inexperienced.

A poor quality petty hoodlum.
That sorry-ass punk won't learn his lesson and keeps getting caught with alcohol.

Only a sorry-ass punk would talk to the cops.
by Motherhubbard November 28, 2010
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penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
by vadgebadge April 2, 2011
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Dump and Punish

Dropping a log that carries such a stench it seeps into the lungs, brings tears to the eyes and melts the hearts of the wicked.
Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.

Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?
by NLeggs May 23, 2013
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2 Inch Punisher

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020
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racin for pinks

When you race and whom ever loses gives up his or here car(pink slips).
Shit! I lost my eclipse racin for pinks last night.
by Ndahood5000 October 8, 2005
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CM Punk

MVP of Ring of Honor for the past 18 months, mainly due to his top-notch feuds with Raven and Samoa Joe (which included two 60-minute draws), as well as his quality ringwork and promos. Also the only cool straight edger I can think of, which is all part of his gimmick.
"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you."
by OD Smith April 11, 2005
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punk

1. n. a rotten piece of wood.
2. n. a bratty kid
3. n. the one who gets bent and takes it in the prison showers
4. n. an anarchisti, rebellious, wealth-denying obnoxious hooligan. often associated with a (not particularly) musical revolution from mid-1970s britain and america typified by bands such as MC5, television, the clash, and the sex pistols punk rock.
5. adj. anything displaying the "i don't give a shit what you nancies think about me" and "i don't like it, fuck this bullshit" attitude
"we're not into music; we're into chaos." -johnny rotten of the sex pistols

(punk is a beautifully angry thing and i like it)
by akary August 31, 2005
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