text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

viewer presence

The presence of viewers of content creators. Comments, likes, and reposts are part of viewer presence.

(All username examples are fake usernames.)

Jimbooty0345 followed you.

NochuComeThru commented on your post: Viewer presence is strong here. 💪

by DatKookieFan August 6, 2017

cunt-prehension

cunt-prehension

is the flipside of mansplaining, when a person (typically a woke as fuck SJW) can't comprehend a rebuttal or a fact in contrary to their "woke" take because they are just a miserable argumentative cunt.

"i just mentioned if she really wanted equality she would also argue for women to be included in the draft in the event of war. she just called me a shitlord and said i was "mansplaining?" that broad has a real cunt-prehension problem if you know what i mean."

by Wank Skinatra June 14, 2018

Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.

Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"

by Grandsire November 16, 2018