porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

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poophead

a loser who smells like crap

waking up feeling like a poophead is literally how ive been living my life man

by tragicfryingpan October 28, 2019

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Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?

# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf

by 373johncon#uwc March 9, 2020

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PornHub

It’s the biggest website and has 3 billion users nightly

I wank to pornhub

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

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pogphobia

fear of the word "pog" (a word commonly used by gamers) and/or people who say "pog".

virgin 1: dude I beat my high score in Call of Duty!
virgin 2: woah POG bro
virgin 1: ahhh
virgin 2: chilll man
virgin 1: sorry, pogphobia my guy
virgin 2: yo that's fine slug. dap me up.
virgin 1: yo fax bro *he daps him*

by frabkiie December 14, 2020

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