porch dick

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

by tubajoe March 8, 2015

porch manqué

A racist homophobic blogger who possesses a room temperature IQ and an ego the size of Texas.

The other McCain sure is a impotent porch manqué,

by Snidley Whiplash June 30, 2010

pogchamp

Something every Smash Bros. player says in their Tweets.

Kashan Khan:
"Sunshine run Pogchamp."

by Clasik_Wild May 20, 2016

Pogchamp

Being a supporter of 13Clique:
Yxng Skxng

Young Resource

Kidd Broly
AaronLeeGlenn

(+ more)

*in the whip wit da homies*
Homie 1: “Ayo put on that 13Clique tape “XIII Volume 1” that shi be fyree”

Homie 2: “Bett”

Homies: *Vibing to dat 13Clique*

Homie 3: “13Clique be pogchamp asf”

by Snajskzushsbs January 3, 2021

Porch Monkey

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

by Rob Bob May 22, 2008

Porch monkey

A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

by Warrior Nation December 14, 2008

porch monkey

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

by WD40 January 2, 2008