3 definitions by tubajoe

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Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche
Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends
by tubajoe March 08, 2015
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A sexual obsession with towels. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing, just not as common.
My friend has a towel fetish.. Every now and then he gets in the bathtub with lots of soft towels while naked
by tubajoe May 14, 2015
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Someone obsessed with towels in a sexual manner. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing.
Bathing, sleeping, rubbing, and having sex your towels is pretty much towel fetish.
by tubajoe May 13, 2015
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