Definitions by tubajoe

towel fetish 

A sexual obsession with towels. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing, just not as common.

My friend has a towel fetish.. Every now and then he gets in the bathtub with lots of soft towels while naked

towel fetish by TubaJoe May 16, 2015

towel fetish 

Someone obsessed with towels in a sexual manner. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing.

Bathing, sleeping, rubbing, and having sex your towels is pretty much towel fetish.

towel fetish by TubaJoe May 14, 2015

porch dick 

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

porch dick by tubajoe March 8, 2015