pokemon

A cartoon known to attempt to create hot chicks, but failed miserably at that...though the first seasons up to Johto were great.

Look! That red-haried girl from Pokemon! I would love to see some Hentai of her!

by Ash's Mom is not hot January 24, 2005

pokemons

the act of exchanging naked pictures of your friends, friends girlfriend/boyfriends in the hopes of "catching them all"

Let's trade pokemons!

by pizzagirl87 July 7, 2009

Pokemon

A TV show/video game/ trading card game that ranks among the worst of all three categories.

Pokemon sux.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Pokemon

1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man

Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid

by Fanaticfttee November 23, 2010

pokemon

1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.

1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z

by YugihoDude June 29, 2006

pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.

Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016

Pokemon Goer

A individual who frequently engages in playing Pokemon Go. You can easily identify these people as they walk through public places in a awkward fashion while looking at their phone. Many Pokemon Goers live in denial that the app may interfere in their social life. In extreme cases this app will influence their life decisions and daily routine.

--Why has Joe break up with Mary?
--He has become a serious Pokemon Goer and Mary was taking up too much Pokemon time

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016