piss weak

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

by Dbridge January 23, 2008

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 28, 2005

piss-gasm

The titillating sensations one feels whilst urinating. Usually accompanied by a yell or moan, of some sort.

"Oh, Dear God. I've been holding this one all day. Ohhhhh, yea, I'm having a piss-gasm."

by Thekockyroach December 22, 2008

Pissable

When something is possible but pisses you off or makes you cranky.

Yes, it's pissable to change the layout

by nGeneer Fanboy December 15, 2010

piss break

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

by DatDude34 September 15, 2013

Maintenance Piss

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

Security[piss]

To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time

Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss

by Baldric January 26, 2009