Ping

Cocaine
Derived from the feeling one gets when one sniffs a line of that good shit. ahh rush of endorphins PING!!!

I'm looking to score some ping.

by The Original Dubs September 18, 2018

pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

by Goatacolypse June 27, 2023

90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

Q-Ping-Pong

The American political system, where gay men from both major parties passed the keys to each other over the course of several decades, and made it look like they were fighting each other.

We need a new party with a leader who isn't a total fucking clown to emerge so this shitty game of Q-Ping-Pong can end already!

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

Ping Pony

A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.

Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.

by twerkteam69 November 2, 2012

poofter ping pong

Is another term for Australian Football League or AFL.

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"

by messie October 24, 2020

Ping Dog

A user in Discord that gets angry with you for pinging the admin or server owner. They are usually hold no power in the Discord server and just wish to exert authority on another player by attempting to come to the defense of the server owner/admin.

Jeremy132: @Admin I really like this game thank you for creating it!
PingDog2255: @Jeremy132 You idiot, I can't believe you mentioned the Admin! You are stupid, and I hate you!
PingDog1923: @Jeremy132 God damn you bro, you've doomed us all for pinging the Admin! We all hate you.
Jeremy132: What did I do wrong?? You are both a couple of Ping Dogs.

by mockywottle July 30, 2023