Old Man Phil 

Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.

Old man phil want to go to Wang's for lunch?

Old Man Phil by DCA April 21, 2007

Dan and Phil 

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are the best people on Earth and if any one says different they are going to die a sad death one day. They will never know the happiness that Dan and Phil have created for people all around the world. That includes themselves. They're happy because they like to entertain. Them bieng happy makes us Phannies happy.

Person one: Hey. Do you watch Dan and Phil?
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Person 1: Lets be friends.

Dan and Phil by Anonymous_Phan July 10, 2019

dr phil 

A syndicated psychologist with his own TV show on daytime television. Enjoys telling others to lose weight when he is quite guilty of the same allegation as well.

kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.

<Varter> kriptik!
<kriptik> fucking shut your hole
<kriptik> this isn't #drphil
<Varter> HAHAHA

dr phil by Varter April 20, 2004

Dr.Phil 

A balding motherfucking that has more hair on his face and has nothing else to do in life but bring retarded people to his show to make them look even more retarded

Characteristics
1:Gives 0 fucks

2:Takes no L's

3:Has seen more high people than a fucking SnoopDog
4:Stutters more than a freaking Bill from IT movie

5:Makes retarded people famous that make more green than i do

Dr.Phil McGraw

Dr.Phil by 0sgdjaj0sgdasjdg January 1, 2018

what the phil 

An alternative for any swear word, commonly used in the midwest. While used mainly by middle school children, 'what the phil' can be used by any age.

"Dude, what the phil are you doing?"

"None ya, stop being such a philhead will ya?"

what the phil by Philsamansis March 5, 2023

Dr. Phil 

A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.

That fat-ass Dr. Phil is on Oprah shamelessly promoting his diet book called "eat less, jog more".

Dr. Phil by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) January 24, 2006

Dr. Phil 

What you call someone when they give you a rant about how to live your life.

Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*

Dr. Phil by Bayou Bob March 23, 2005