puta pants

Jeans worn by girls which lack back pockets.

"Look at that sick bitch! She's wearing puta pants!"

by BORAT BORAT April 25, 2007

emo pants

A style of jeans usually worn by emo boys. They are skin tight, occasionally distressed, and found in the girls departemnt of most stores. Worn with converse all stars, black and white specs, and a black tshirt, they complete the classic emo look.

Emoguy 1: Check out my new jeans!
Emoguy 2: Dude, those are the best emo pants.
Emoguy 1: yEah, I saw Taking Back Sunday with 'em on.
Emogirlfriend: Hey, are those my pants?!

by Hannah E. August 15, 2006

Cheese pants

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

by Richard Johnson October 31, 2007

pants down

To be caught unware. Suprised. Modifiers include "down around the ankles".

Jim was financially overextended, his job layoff caught him with his pant down.

by Rich Lather July 09, 2005

bag of pants

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

by Fridgemagnet June 18, 2005

Draney Pants

Wearing Basketball shorts lower than the waist, so they drop to your ankles.

dude! look at that guy and his draney pants!! you can see his underwear!

by thepersonplaceorthing February 08, 2010

Shanny-Pants

Shanny-pants is a nickname for someone who is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Said coolest person's name is most likely Shannon. They also have cool pants.

"Hey! Shanny-pants, wanna go see a movie tonight?"

by Shanny-Pants January 19, 2009