Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Deep Like A Paper Cut

A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.

Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.

Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.

Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.

by hahahehehahahohahahehehahaho January 1, 2012

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK

by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019

of mice and men page 20

one of the most n-words on a book page ever

you're a Of Mice And Men page 20 word seven

by ]'/[;. March 16, 2021

Paperback

A very literate Mexican often found in Northern parts of California and Arizona. The term is based off of the racist discriminative word, "Wetback," which is referring to a Mexican.

Dude! You know Hakeem, that black/Mexican kid? He's such a Paperback!! He reads like five books a day!

by Cake Brownie June 17, 2009

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.

Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.

by The Doode October 23, 2008