poser anarchist

Someone, normally suburban middle-class teenagers or students, who thinks anarchism is a good idea because its 'anti-capitalist'. If these kids knew a damn thing about capitalism they'd know what laissez-faire was and that the idea of a society which completely depends on survival of the fittest and most intelligent and with no boundaries to their actions (bad aswell as good) would be pure-capitalism.

Any anarchist who isn't also a nihlist is a poser anarchist.

by Leslie Andrew January 4, 2007

Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

by xocnwahs March 20, 2011

Poose

a male friend who gets female tendencies such as whining, mood swings, easily irritated, etc...

"bro, its not a big deal. stop being such a poose....

by jeff bentz November 23, 2007

poser

a phrase that is over used in todays society. Lately everone is considered a poser usually a person being called a poser is a punk thats maybe in middle school. They are called a poser just because they are wearing all black, spikes, colorful hair, yeah you get me.

"that girl over there with the green hair is such a freakin poser"

by Emily Miriam January 1, 2006

poser sleeve

A half sleeve on the forearm.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve and snakebites
what a faggot

by poopoop123 January 16, 2009

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Poser

Someone who claims to be a goth/punk/skater/grunger/whatever without knowing what it is they're trying to become. Anyone who says they do Witchcraft and threatens to cast a spell on you (the rule says: don't threaten, don't warn). Anyone doing anything just to look cool. (Most "punks")

Avril Lavigne was going to do Country music until she was told she wouldn't be sign if she didn't do a "punk act", oh wait, she's not just a poser, she's a sell-out, too.

by Mary April 22, 2003