monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

by Gaga Fan/law student February 15, 2009

paper mate

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

by p00pies May 6, 2004

paper wasp

Variation of the paper hornet. A paper wasp is a piece of paper that is folded tightly multiple times to form a 'V' shape. The paper wasp is then shot at an unsuspecting victim, from a rubber band placed around the thumb and middle fingers.
The pain of a hard shot is quite painful, and similar to the sting of a wasp. Hence, paper wasp.

I just was wailed with a paper wasp when I was changing for gym, that's going to leave an unsightly bruise.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 16, 2005

Jonathan Papelbon

kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit

Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox

Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed

by andy40250 May 30, 2006

Double Paper Bag It

Similar to Paper Bag It, where you put a paper bag over the head of a woman you are having sex with to cover her ugliness, to Double Paper Bag It is have sex with a woman so ugly, that is becomes necessary to cover your own head with a paper bag just in case her's comes off.

Dude 1: Hey what do you think about doing it with Maurice?
Dude 2: Are you out of your mind?!? She makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megan Fox!!
Dude 1: It's all good, just got to double paper bag it!!

by TheNotoriousKEV March 8, 2010

paper

1. Money
2. Prison slang for probation/parole.

I gotta hustle to get that paper.
After I do my time, I'm on paper for two years.

by Je$$e May 27, 2006

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011