DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.

fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022

Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.

I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.

by Furry Croc March 12, 2022

Pinch

Pinch (action), to grip an object or substance between two fingers.
Pinch (unit), a very small amount of an ingredient, typically salt or a spice
Pinch (whisky) or Haig's Pinch, brand of Scotch whisky
Pinch, Indiana, an unincorporated community
Pinch, West Virginia, a census-designated place in Kanawha County

*Pinch’s You*
OW WHAT THE HELL MAN

by Α March 24, 2022

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021

Pinched to Hell

When you get absolutely blasted with Marijuana.

Gonna get pinched to hell tonight!

by Moistqueen69 March 17, 2021

Cuck pinch

In rocket league when two cars collide into the ball with such force that it gets cucked and beamed across the field.

Big bro: I’m going up!

Ethan:Me too!

*Both players collide into the ball going into the opponent’s goal*

Ethan:”Fuck yea Yik Yôdë the cuck pinch!!”

by Yik Yode April 9, 2021

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021