Christian Pastelini

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

by El Señor April 20, 2017

Pashenee

A true lady killer who always get's banged on the first date.

Dude, your such a pashenee

by fang-choi June 18, 2008

Pabsted

Getting drunk off of Pabst Blue Ribbon or any other cheap beer or liquor. PBR

Oh man I got so pabsted last night at that frat party.

by The Kof October 31, 2008

pantelones

1) a pair of pants.

2) a super cool grocery store run by five girls.

3) the grocery store of the GIRLS IN PANTS (NS, NK, RF, CZ, SH)

N: welcome to mis pantelones! how may we help you?
R: ew.
N: check out thy space wad!

by COOL CATS!!! April 23, 2009

padster

A closet homo who thinks they're cool but really aren't. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john's ring.

Queensbridge dweller #1 "Yo kid check out that Padster over there rimming that fat four-eyed homo"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "WORD IS BORN!"

Queensbridge dweller #1 "It's word is BOND ffs"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "PEACE GOD!"

by B.I.G ToE May 12, 2008

Pasted

When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.

Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.

by ptpost October 18, 2012

Paeter

1. A giant serving of whale urine
2. An ass the size of Chinada ( a cross breed of the chinese penises and canadian bacon)
3. A large Wii remote shaped penis
4. A homo banker who is in your room stalking your cat
5. A Homo-genius mixture of blood/ urine/ and fish
semen.
6. Gay fish.
7. Lesbian cattle.

Your mom is such a paeter, why can't we sleep together!

by Homo-genius Cattle April 13, 2009