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tossing the toast

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.
Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long
by Ian Connell November 2, 2017
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Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.
He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.
by deathbeater October 11, 2023
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tuna on toast

When a chick grinds her moist pussy on a sheet-less mattress.
I walked into the hotel room and saw the maid putting some tuna on toast. I said, “Yo, shorty...”.
by Brotha Blast July 14, 2018
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Trump toast

Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.
He boned his girlfriend’s sister, now he’s trump toast.
by Villamondo August 22, 2018
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Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.
person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
by dave829 June 16, 2011
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Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.
Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.
by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020
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Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".
by K9 JL December 16, 2010
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