Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".
Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".
Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)
by wizecracker June 5, 2016
Get the Ohio lady omeletmug. Engaging in sexual relations with a girl who is so much of a tom-boy that she contains all or part of the male anatomy alongside her female anatomy. While banging this girl you will want to tape or have a close friend hold the ball sack out of the way for maximum pleasure.
by ajgink June 15, 2013
Get the Ohio Gum Slingingmug. A college in the middle of bumfuck Egypt where the students get pummeled my endless amounts of homework causing them to go into, what can only be considered, alcoholism. The town-I'm sorry, not town, the little spit of Hell the school is located in is so dry and boring that every student has perfected their beer pong, beer bonging, beer shotgunning and other various drinking game skills because there isn't a single other fucking thing to do other than drink.
OSU Student #1: Who the hell are those two guys that crashed our party and are 10-0 at the beer pong table?
OSU Student #2: Oh, they're the kids from Ohio Northern University. They're good 'cause, there ain't nothing to do at that school but drink."
OSU Student #1: Northern? Poor bastards...
OSU Student #2: Oh, they're the kids from Ohio Northern University. They're good 'cause, there ain't nothing to do at that school but drink."
OSU Student #1: Northern? Poor bastards...
by Northern Black Swan January 28, 2014
Get the Ohio Northern Universitymug. this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.
by Ohio driver July 25, 2011
Get the ohio highway specialmug. by SouthDakotaMan November 15, 2022
Get the swag like ohiomug. under a dead ohio sky,
eleven has been and will be waiting,
defending his light, and wondering
where the hell have I been
sleeping, lost, and numb i'm
so glad that I have found you
i am wide awake and heading home
eleven has been and will be waiting,
defending his light, and wondering
where the hell have I been
sleeping, lost, and numb i'm
so glad that I have found you
i am wide awake and heading home
by yo murphy February 16, 2004
Get the dead ohio skymug. Money earning Mount Vernon a place to sell your meth and herion. A place to get your head kicked in . Come on vacation leave on probation .
by Road dog 🐕 July 10, 2018
Get the Mount Vernon ohiomug.