corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.
All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.
by brisketcorner March 16, 2016
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Float your own Harp

To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.
by Steve of Steve November 14, 2012
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Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.
"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*
by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023
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struck by your own shell

A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.

Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
"You just got struck by your own shell, Bob!"
by Skuld Skuldrun May 27, 2007
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Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.
Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
by Dusty Cox December 02, 2009
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scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.
1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
by high score April 23, 2008
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Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.
by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010
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