Tom Owens

Mad pussy gainer through his gay cycling. Ploughs through women on the daily

Girl 1: Tom Owens
Girl 2: Same

by Chongyang June 18, 2020

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Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

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Mackenzie Owen

Thiccest girl ever. A girl you wanna make a porno with and ride her all night until you cum in her mouth

“Look it’s Mackenzie Owen”
“Yo I wanna fuck her so bad with her big ass”

by Diehfnsjdh June 3, 2020

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Owen Nugent

Owen Nugent is someone who is beaten by everything in a scrap for example a grape, air, bread or even Cameron pritchard

Omg uou get beaten by everything you are such an Owen Nugent

by TheEmeraldSoldier December 18, 2018

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Owen Cooper

Owen Cooper is awesome. He is a guy you can trust. When you date him you will find him to be loyal, accepting, and caring. You will fall in love with him and he will support you, never use you or take advantage of you. He is sensitive, tall, handsome, and well built. He is great in bed.

It’s hard to forget since Owen Cooper gave you so much to remember.

by Tiara_w July 31, 2018

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