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Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007
mugGet the Tree Beardmug.

tree spot

The happy happy smoke, marijuana, endo, trees.
"Dude, I need to score some tree spot."
by Chuck Whitby November 6, 2002
mugGet the tree spotmug.

Tree Fucker

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.
'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*
by Sarah April 1, 2004
mugGet the Tree Fuckermug.

mango tree

Masturbating; When you are too used to of sex and you must go back to wacking it.
by The one who banged your mom October 17, 2013
mugGet the mango treemug.

Tree Bear

Usually seen after ingesting some form of psychedelic drug. Tree Bears often resemble the Grateful Dead dancing bears, but are seen in the leaves of trees.
Dude I ate so many mushrooms last night, I was tripping Tree Bears.
by Tree Bear July 11, 2011
mugGet the Tree Bearmug.

The Apple Tree

The Apple Tree is a three act musical with three different parts: the first being based on Mark Twain's The Diary of Adam and Eve, the second based on Frank R. Stockton's The Lady or the Tiger? and the third based off Passionella by Jules Feiffer. Each has its own story line, but all are tied together by the common theme of the relationship between man and woman, common musical themes, and common references such as "Why Brown?" The musical opened on October 18, 1966, at the Shubert Theatre (in New York), and ran for 463 performances, closing on November 25, 1967. It originally starred Barbara Harris(who won a Tony for Best Actress in a Musical for the role), Alan Alda, and Larry Blyden. The Apple Tree also received several other major Tony nominations: Alda for Best Actor in a Musical, Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick for Best Composer and Lyricist, Mike Nichols for Best Direction of a Musical, Lee Theodore for Best Choreography, and the show itself for Best Musical. The Roundabout Theatre Company, one of New York’s largest not-for-profit theatre companies, mounted a revival in December 2006 with Kristin Chenoweth, Brian D'Arcy James in Alda's roles and Marc Kudisch in Blyden's. The reviews commonly said the musical too dated but Chenoweth's performance kept audiences coming. The revival of the Apple Tree came to a close March 11,2007.
Songs include:

The Diary of Adam and Eve

Eden Prelude
Here in Eden
Feelings
Eve
Friends
The Apple Tree (Forbidden Fruit)
Beautiful, Beautiful world
It's A Fish
Go to Sleep, Whatever You Are
What Makes Me Love Him?
Eden Postlude

The Lady or the Tiger?

The Lady or the Tiger Prelude
I'll Tell You a Truth
Make Way
Forbidden Love (in Gaul)
The Apple Tree reprise
I've Got What You Want
Tiger, Tiger
Make Way reprise
Which Door?
I'll Tell You a Truth reprise

Passionella

Passionella Prelude
Oh, To Be a Movie Star
Gorgeous
(Who, Who, Who, Who) Who is She?
I Know
Wealth
You Are Not Real
Postlude
The Apple Tree is underrated and should not have been so short lived.
by Theatre Stalker January 8, 2008
mugGet the The Apple Treemug.

ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012
mugGet the ascend the treemug.

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