by Prince of the Pink Palace July 8, 2017
Get the oklahoma oil wellmug. Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...
by JimmyDB October 12, 2016
Get the shwank seed oilmug. When you go to the store, grab a bottle of virgin olive oil, and bring it to the big bathroom stall. Insert your shl0ng and use it until you nut, then put it back on the shelf.
by thiccerdaddynuggets March 16, 2023
Get the Unvirgining the Olive Oilmug. Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.
Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.
by Patrick Graydon December 9, 2008
Get the trouser snake oilmug. When your side girl is a squirter and you bottle up her sweet pussy juice to take home as a bottle of lube to use on your wife on the same night.
My wife is running a little rough lately. I'm gonna try giving her a Detroit oil change tonight to keep her running smooth.
by Yeticus May 30, 2018
Get the Detroit oil changemug. adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. IMPORTANT: There are only two absolutes concerning beging described as Oil Field Trash; 1. One must work in the oil field and 2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.
"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"
"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"
"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"
by Oil Field Trash November 8, 2008
Get the Oil Field Trashmug. Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
by Benjamin Michaels January 7, 2009
Get the Texas Oil Rigmug.