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Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.
Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.
by murphl23 October 27, 2011
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Rube Job

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.
by helifart223234 November 20, 2009
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McWalMart Job

Poor quality employment that pays minimum wage or lower such that if endured for long it becomes a necessity.
Person 1: Hey man, do you get paid well enough at your Job to be able to pay off debts?
Person 2: I wish, I make minimum wage on my McWalMart Job, I can barely pay off my bills, can't even think of paying debts.
Person 1: Sad to hear. Hope you can find something worth the time.
by /u/HalfMileRide March 5, 2019
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Stoshu Job

noun Slang: Vulgar.
The act or instance of fellatio by a Greek woman. See also Blow Job.
Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.
by rockothetaco November 14, 2013
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Mud Job

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!
by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009
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Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
I gave a deaf job to Tina.
by The Anus Master February 11, 2014
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Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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