zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020

predator class

A class of people in one of the highest and most powerful positions. protected and above the law. they enjoy the luxury of illumination

some names you may recognize: George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby

"he's the lesser of two evils. at least he's not known to be of the predator class. I'm still not voting, I will not play into their game"

by 50%salineshitface November 21, 2020

Zoom classes

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.

Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

tinkering class

Sheer boredom. You should NEVER take this class EVER.

Joe: oh Shit i got tinkering class!
Sean: Oh your screwed mate.

by phantonrider636 February 9, 2021

class clutz

The one kid in the class who can trip while sitting in a chair.

Jimmy is the class clutz. While tying his shoe, he knocked over a chair while simultaneously knocking a shelf of books on the teacher.

by Birdie570 October 3, 2013

Class Pump

Teen-age vernacular from the 50's and 60's referring to a girl that was sexually promiscuous and fairly easy to seduce by any male that was inclined to be intimate with her.

sex, free and easy class pump

by Ghetto Gorilla December 8, 2011

Class Blackout

When class is so boring you zone out and don't remember anything the prof said or anything you did for the entire 1 hr 15min.

Mina: "Omg class was sooo boring today."
Leena: "I know, I zoned out and then I looked down and I had notes and I didn't remember taking them."
Mina: "Class blackout, nbd."

by LiveXAndXLearn November 21, 2011