What In The Nine Hells?

An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

Origin: Forgotten Realms lore/terminology (D&D)

Abbreviated: WITNH?

"Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

by Aidan Williamson August 1, 2007

nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

by mynameis7 August 2, 2007

number nine with extra dip

The fat motherfucker big smoke once ate once of these he die on the toilet

A number nine with extra dip

by Killer meme star 69 June 30, 2017

cloud nine

A method of producing a rush by hyperventilating until passing out or by hyperventilating and then cutting off bloodflow to the brain with pressure to the neck.Causes twitching and spasmodic shit along with a whippet or nitrouslike effect.AKA elevators.

Those kids on e at the party were cloud nining each other and fishing out on the floor in the halls.I wanna try that.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

gay nine

A gay persons dog, most likely a yorkshire terrier, chihuahua, shitzu or other small breed of dog.

person 1: look a gay nine!
person 2: i hate those small breeds!

by adsafasdfs August 28, 2007

cloud nine

Stupid game played by teenagers too pussy to actually take drugs.

Many people actually died from cloud nine. You didn't know that, fools?

by m16 July 11, 2007

Hello number nine

A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.

Did you here Robert say hello number nine?

by John OC December 9, 2006