Nose On A Stick

A tall, thin, boy with a big nose. He usually is a stoner with curly hair, and he often plays an instrument, such as the bass or the cello. He can be found wearing plaid, listening to indie bands, and charming the pants off of people.

Girl One: "Ooh look at that boy!"

Girl Two: "He looks like a hipster."

Girl One: "I love him! He's a nose on a stick!"

by Lucy Maud January 5, 2011

Margarita Nose

What happens when you forget to wipe the residual coke of your nose after tooting a few lines. The outline of your nostrils resemble the rim of a salted margarita glass.

"Damn man, did you see how messed up that kid was walking out of the bathroom. He had some serious margarita nose going on. He must have some good blow."

by The Lucas J May 6, 2008

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

nose zit

A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.

I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.

by Typus June 11, 2005

Nosh off

To either

a) Eat, or feast upon

or

b) Suck off somebody

a) Look at you there, noshing off those 'nanas
b) He was in a bush, receiving a nosh off

by Jim hender June 11, 2008

brown-noser

An ass-kisser with bad depth perception.

Johnny went the rest of the day with a brown nose because when he went to kiss his boss's ass, his nose went into his asshole.

by "Dirt" June 5, 2004

420 360 noscope

The act of doing a three hundred sixty degree spin and shooting a target on spot using hip fire on a sniper in any call of duty. 420 simply means the action is done while high on weed.

Yo bro, i cant believe you 420 360 noscoped that dude. Wanna blaze more?

by XxX_PUSSYKILLER_Xx November 19, 2014