Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

by Buns Master December 16, 2011

Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.

Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"

by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012

ninja did what in europe

Usually used to refer to Notre Dame and the conspiracy that ninja caused the fire with his leaked twerk video because someone set their eyes on fire.

ninja did what in Europe?

by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019

ninasnotveryhappy

an incredible person on tiktok, she makes funny videos about very random things! she’s very amazing ! :D

hey have you heard of tiktok user ninasnotveryhappy ?

no i have not :/
look her up! she’s hilarious

by morgandidurmom August 30, 2021

audio-ninja'd

When you are about to answer something, but sombody says it first by a tiny bit.

Teacher: What is 2 + 2?
Guy 1: Th---
Guy 2: The answer is 4.

Guy 1 got audio-ninja'd.

by AwfulDarkJedi May 30, 2009

math ninja

–noun, plural -ja, -jas. a member of a modern society of mathematical agents, highly trained in stealth calculatons and number theory, who are hired for covert purposes ranging from solving the worlds problems to passing on their skills to the next generation.

Mr. Harris is a math ninja.

by KSignell February 6, 2010

Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.

That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.

by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011