Night Cleanse

To jizz on the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually at night and asleep. Victim will wake up disorientated the next morning with a 'facial cleanse' mask to wash off. They may/may not discover their overnight treatment, so its best if they find out themselves when they look at the mirror.

*Caution* Results may vary. Can also be used with hair to make a Sasquatch, Beardy, or any hair style desired.

Tyler: Man, I just gave Julie a night cleanse last nite.
Shane: I could tell. She looked pissed as shit but her face was glowing like Megan Fox.

Night Cleanse by FlamingToast August 8, 2009

Night Stalker 

A person who is not picked up/taken home after the clubs and bars close. They are out looking for the drunk that will take them home. They are stalking.

Janie, look, there is that night stalker that tried to pick Kelly up when we went to the Waffle House after the club.

Night Stalker by twizzlergirl June 16, 2008

Night Cap

When your financial situation is not the best and you have to sacrifice your mouth for ends meat. This is the action of kissing the tip of a penis after fellacio when completed in attempt to earn extra money.

Josh was dead broke and couldn’t pay his tab after charging $12 in the alley for a BJ he gave a young man a night cap to earn extra money.

Night Cap by Nipple Knockers February 16, 2022

Night Watch

A Brilliant book written by terry pratchet, the Lord of Comedy whome we should all fall before and worship. Also a movie released in 2006, which is completelyunrelated to the novel of the same name.

Terry Pratcher, we are not worthy..... *Falls to knees*
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch

Night Watch by Andrew Kirkman April 9, 2006

night cap

when one has been in school all day, pulls an all-nighter and then still goes to school the following morning

how anyone can pull a night cap is beyond me.

night cap by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2014

Night Crawler 

A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.

AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.

Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass

Night Crawler by annab342 March 27, 2009

night owl guilt 

The feeling you get when you stay up until all hours of the night, whether for work or play, then other people rub it in your face that they got up earlier than you.

"Yeah, I slept until 2pm, I was so tired from being up so late."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."

night owl guilt by bombck October 17, 2011