muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

by Fuck me right October 5, 2009

muff doogins

A very plumb female's vagina

check out the muff doogins on that girl

by smack September 24, 2003

muff cabbage

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

by MHG13 October 18, 2010

Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff

i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff

by tanielle halina November 24, 2003

Muff Cabbage

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

by AEPi Guy October 15, 2010

muff huggin

Shortened and less explicit version of "mother fucking"

"I'm muff huggin tired"
"Give me a muff huggin burger"

by figinater February 16, 2009