The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?
Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022

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