Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025

minnisota milestone

When you stick your cock in a girls vagina, she then cups your balls as you stick your finger in her ass

My girlfriend and I performed the minnisota milestone last night.

by Funnysexymoves May 30, 2016

Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020

Minneshowdatits

Hot women ran by a hot woman. Minnesota's finest

Do you follow Minneshowdatits? They're on Facebook

by Andy.roo May 12, 2023

Minnisota Goat Mountain

When 12-25 men (males) amalgemate into a large pile, forming the shape of a mountain, then proceed to lick eachother's salty, sweat covered bodies, resembling goats licking the side of a mountain.

"Hey John, wanna join in on a Minnisota goat mountain this friday?"

"alright.."

by Resident of Minnisota March 7, 2026

mamma minestra

Mamma minestra is the most sexy mom that exists! She's a soup. Don't fuck with her, she could punch you in the face, or spank your ass With one of her children

Mamma Minestra

by calspeachybaby March 19, 2017

HR Minnetonka Friend

Someone who lives and/or works in Minnetonka, Minnesota, and happens to work in the Human Resources field of business. HR Minnetonka Friends do not know each other, but rather, have a mutual friend who often lives in the Chicagoland area.

Wait you're from Minnetonka and you work in Human Resources? I have another HR Minnetonka Friend!

by Team Indeed December 16, 2022