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Michael Qunell

The Big Man ~ father, counselor, poet, scholar. Women all love him. Men want to be him.
Yeah, Chuck Norris is great and all, but he's no Michael Qunell!
by csm0004 November 6, 2011
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Michaily

The sexiest sex god in the world.
SHES A BABE
Every guy wants to get with her
Girl1: Have you seen michaily today?
Girl2: You mean the prettiest girl in the world?!
by ILOVEMICHAILY January 7, 2012
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michael jay legs

Legs that are extremeley long, skinny, hairy, and pale white.
Gary has Michael jay legs
by Gary Thorne December 21, 2013
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Michael East

A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.
Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.

I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.
by Michael East August 27, 2014
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Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
by ebghjebb February 14, 2017
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michaelanne

Michaelanne is unique, sometimes serious person. She is very nice and sweet but she can be a bad chick
Michaelanne is so sweet
by Klay orhasy December 3, 2017
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Michael Nico

God at math , but certainty is not scientifically Straight . Proven by Jonathan Taday
You're such a Michael Nico
I wish Michael Nico was Jonathan Taday
by Straight Lord January 31, 2019
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