Manetary

A Male Secretary. Usually of gay persuasion.

-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"

by Jeter Slee March 5, 2008

Minecraft Sickness

The delirious lack of reality in one's own mentality when exposed to long periods of Minecraft play.

Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.

Friend: All the good games have mines in them, ya'know? Spelunky, Minecraft, Harvest Moon.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.

by avatarmonkeykirby January 18, 2011

Playing Minecraft

Slang for smoking weed

Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)

by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018

Mine truly

The inverse function of yours truly.

"Mine truly" may refer directly to the person you are speaking to, or any other third party so long as the reference to said third party is clear and evident.

Although yours truly can casually address an acquaintance, "Mine truly" is, in most cases, used to address a loved one (usually a significant other).

Ex 1:

Friend: "Who are you taking to prom?"

You: "Mine truly. Who else?"

Ex 2:

You: "I love mine truly."

Significant other: "That's corny af. I'm breaking up with you."

You: D8<

by Definitely not Kevin M. A. May 18, 2011

minecraft intros

The reason I stay up at night. You never for get the one moment you saw the absolute worst minecraft intro. IT rips you aport from the inside and cripples you on the outside soon after. You might as well delete your youtube and move to Zimbabwe were they don't have technolegy and change your name to Paul with a g. Raise a family and call your kids Joe Joe and Bony bob. Love ya 😗

Minecraft intros cause 57% of self inflicted pain every day

by ReptilianOverlord69 April 19, 2018

Minecraft

A game that is just blocks

I just died 3 times by a creeper and killed 781 zombies in Minecraft

by KillerOC July 23, 2019

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008